Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Carding and Bouncing was Fun!

Meet Zack our newest arrival at the pearly gates to be FIRED. He was involved in defraying several flare-ups and had a keen instinct to anticipate problems well in advance. Like the dumb ass that broke our framed photo in the Men's room and then cut Cheesy with a broken bottle. Zack is alcohol and toxic free and that's why we love him. No haze to the see the haze. Management tip: The learning curve at the LBI is steep so get a notepad please. Zack was unfortunately let go recently and we are sad to see him go. One word: Insubordination