Monday, March 20, 2006

Covert Urination Exposed

Sometimes the public restrooms are further than you think. Other covert moves can save you a few steps to the Jon such as a skirted barstool table. Well this worked a few times for our host until his whistler sprayed a chick on the leg at Charles Atal's glamour party. Wasn't long before the authorities tracked down the only Bavarian hat in the place and sent Gavin packing. Just one of many strange occurrences that transpired during the late hours of SX. It is now a good idea to wear your fly fishing bib around this human sprinkler head.