"The Look" for SXSW 2006: Longbranches with short panses

We were wondering what a good look might be for the festival. A sure fire way of making things work with the chicks is to give them a good idea of what they can anticipate. Red is the new Black. A highly sculpted relief will let them know you are serious and if the size is right. These lads are sure to score after a long ride in the swiss hinterlands. In short, flaunt the goods!